FABLES: MONTH #145
"writing consistently before going to bed despite at times being too tired after hours spent updating my website yet coming up with an interesting fable a very constructive crane at first engaged by environmentalists to build their ecological houses and then setting herself to create most ideal socialist planet but having to deal with the repressed violence of its animal citizens and in this respect involuntary improvising a parody of how bad the most philanthropic political ideologies can turn"
FABLES: MONTH #146
"improvising a fable about a genet after watching a documentary about it and at first making him a gentleman defending the eggs of a tree turning it in some kind of a christmas tree so many bird sought his protection and then in the attempt to extend justice to the whole world coming at last getting deserted by the very birds he so much helped and bringing forward yet a tale in which virtue should be confined to the local community to be beneficial and showing how any attempt to extend it brings the emergence of tyranny and destruction"
FABLES: MONTH #147
"a fan story inspired by the tibetan yak and the many documentaries about the few old people attending them and basing the story on this yak being icky and drooling with her old owner making at last dairy products with it following several ups and downs getting all creatures in the universe to drool creating a large milky way with eventual settlements the yak and his sister manage at last to destroy showing once more how from very little consumerism can generate such destructive chain of events"
FABLES: MONTH #148
"listening to a podcast about the now extinct dodo birds and getting inspired to write a story about them basing it on their peaceful and secluded nature with only the mating seasons causing much disturbance to the point that scientists sided them with quakers shaking like our main dodo character and making him their idol producing a offspring of human dodo hybrids with the original dodo petrified but later depetrifies and petrified again in fighting postures of a new martial art called taekwondo"
FABLES: MONTH #149
"writing about a goby ish after seeing them on television making it up a waterfall and now setting the fable in a dried up waterfall with only one goby left struggling to make it to the top and evolving the story from there at last making the goby a galactic celebrity only to return to her pond and drawn her fans after succeeding at last to climb up the waterfall"
FABLES: MONTH #150
"despite feeling most tired in the evenings after putting the kids to bed still managing to improvise this fable and now focusing on the barracuda feature of attacking anything shiny and at last devouring all the pirate treasures to be found to then turn into the ice of the poles mutating into an ever more perfect sphere at last used as a cork to hinder the release of evil and absorbing it to fly out into space as a parachute for parachute as i called it to mix in the word barracuda at last turning his shiny skin into some kind of film negative recording his circumnavigation of the universe"
FABLES: MONTH #151
"fable about a oystercatcher and in fact seeing several during fro real but making the protagonist refusing to in fact catch any oysters and just letting her float in the sky absorbed in the horizon to at last use a magic carpet of oysters to venture across it and after several mutation retaining the oyster essence within"
FABLES: MONTH #152
"resuming my fable writing after a long summer pause fully engaged in the building of the project museum and now improvising the tale of a singing gibbon often writing waiting for little silvester to fall asleep and in fact with him often screaming and complaining being quite often interrupted but at last managing to mimic the story line of many of my other fables with the animal character becoming somewhat of a divinity in the universe resorting later however to a most vocal guerrilla warfare"
FABLES: MONTH #153
"inventing a fable about a rhino who very calm and cow-like wanted to be but by a bull he was mounted and very mad and restless he became turning the universe upside down and perhaps reflecting my own condition of wanting to be left in peace but having to struggle with all sort of people attacking me because of my project"
FABLES: MONTH #154
"story about a saiga poacher becoming in fact a saiga and focusing the narrative on such a vulnerable species making the actual poacher their god and through some transformation turning him into a santa claus with his long nose at last becoming a salami"
FABLES: MONTH #155
"a fable about a tapir who most vane she was and from a top model she started acting attracting much public that soon also took part in a commedia dell'arte from which at last she wanted to detach turning in the end into a tapirulan with her small tapir kids circumnavigating the earth to at last set out in the universe"
FABLES: MONTH #156
"writing about a eel and using her electric feature to transform her into some kind of a circuit overtaking the whole of the universe before overlading herself and at last turning into an actual magic wand used and abused by god himself"
FABLES: MONTH #157
"story about a bird of paradise leaving in the hell of a metropolis and at last convincing himself to emerge and make it to paradise loosing all his beauty on the way and resembling a roasted chicken being at last eaten by god becoming his son who at last had to compete with jesus himself"
FABLES: MONTH #158
"narrating the story of an anteater eventually ending up as a cowboy in the sky fetching clouds with her lace like tongue to then beginning to suck up all the fleas from old couches and later the bedbugs of hotels and at last the bacteria from the rich costumers only to start mummifying them exploding in one big sorrow all the many human souls she had sucked up"
FABLES: MONTH #159
"a fable about a giraffe seeking to go higher and higher to his bird friends eventually turning into an actual missile hosting birds in his holes like spots and rooting himself as a trunk on the moon became at last a constellation calling up all the universe creatures as some kind of a holly temple with her neck being the tower of it"
FABLES: MONTH #160
"taking some time to improvise this fable also traveling to italy in between but managing to be quite consistent with depicting the life of a thanksgiving turkey cultivating his ugly skin across the universe and emphasizing all possible connections with an actual turk becoming in the end an ottoturkey in reference of the ottomans and their reformist ataturk"
FABLES: MONTH #161
"improvising a fable about a platypus after watching a documentary about such strange animal and reading about it focusing at first on his venomous claws making her most radioactive and then mostly focused on a most encompassing play written on papyrus later setting the protagonist to become more of an empress with her fans becoming mostly her hardworking slaves"
FABLES: MONTH #162
"playing once again with words and having a cuddling cuttlefish turning the world sepia with all hi hugging and having to turn himself into a spounge to clean it later also having to clean up the universe from turning into an giant rave with much vomit"
FABLES: MONTH #163
"a quite poetic beginning of this fable with our humming bird poetry made with the humming of his wings being translated by a boy and soon however turning his humming into a most cruel blending of all terrestrial and extraterrestrial creatures setting up some sort of lounge bar for the gods who soon themselves started eliminating one another and having our bird to blend them and drink them thus creating monotheism"
FABLES: MONTH #164
"improvising a fable about a bonobo living in a female dominated society eventually making it to the opposite side of the river and getting to dominate the red monkeys there until the new offspring was born with yet again some alpha dominating females in the escaping once again that situation and ending up in the touristic coast getting now in love with the blond female humans and going in captivity in a zoo only to be able to admire them at last turning into some sort of king kong using skyscrapers as the steps to heaven"
FABLES: MONTH #165
"fable of tasmanian devil at first contemplating the sheep like clouds and eating them all but at last setting up his own hell and attempting to fill it in with sinners trying to later incite them to sin causing a large explosion and right in the fungus of the nuclear like explosion creating his new hell"
FABLES: MONTH #166
"quite a good and smooth story invented about a white female gorilla taking the like to theorize as almost unconsciously representing a feminist western scholar having to sort of slaughter more and more people so as to get pages off their skins for her book undertaking some sort of counter colonialism at last however becoming some sort of jesus with her disciples going their own way in their writings of most dogmatic books"
FABLES: MONTH #167
"getting inspired by a documentary showing the dragon looking olm living in caves and starting out in a rather classic manner to depicting our olm as a dragon orphan soon coming out in the real world but then turning into a birch tree and getting cut for his lymph and at last rebelling and then into some kind of a slide and at last into a maypole for drunken vikings getting fossilized in their vomit"
FABLES: MONTH #168
"mixing the two names of the fish with a long nose as both unicorn and pinocchio and at first making it more into most just undersea creature but then turning him in an impostor who got his nose so long in the end to get mother nature pregnant and in a sequence of events compromise the life under the sea forcing him to transform into an actual unicorn to crash what he had created"
FABLES: MONTH #169
"after seen one during our holidays in abruzzo improvising a fable about a kite yet also researching about the animal finding so many variations and opting to mix the red and black type like the anarchist colours basing the story on her will to keep free and fly as an actual kite like those flew by children in the middle east and in tibet later however getting our kite to become some sort of an imperial eagle against her anarchist will at last setting out in the universe letting the parasite eating up the earth yet in the very end becoming a rainbow comet turning all the parasite creatures queer and in this respect telling unconsciously the parody of political ideology"
FABLES: MONTH #170
"improvising a fable about a true parrot used at first by a poor man to break nuts but then trying to upscale and work for a richer man getting however his balls cracked so as to sing more beautifully in the end escaping to the jungle and there getting all females in love with him but him not able to procreate having no ball in the conceiving himself an egg which at last a sperm it was to fecund planet earth"
FABLES: MONTH #171
"getting quite inspired about an account i read of serbia during the first world war with only the women left to plow the land with oxen and setting forth in this macabre trajectory however making one female oxen particularly diligent but then getting abused by the war widows generating many too obedient oxen our ox turned completely disobedient to the point that they all sat to rave getting really on her nerves and turning herself most mad"
FABLES: MONTH #172
"fable about a stag beetle now focusing on her horns turning once again the gender around and having our stag in the end relate to all the egyptian tradition of building pyramids and lastly leading a plague of locusts against the very pharaoh"
FABLES: MONTH #173
"writing about a jacan as some sort of african immigrant affected by global warming having to cross the desert in search for her sort of lake environment and eventually wading across the sea ending up arrested in europe but finally freed by many other jacanas as a hoard og migrants settling at last in a proper lake but in the end being murdered all including the little ones our bird was carried across under her wings in the end ending up in a siberian like lake managing to to wade in the sky and reproduce itself with other birds only to recreate a new jacana african like world in the sky under the lake"
FABLES: MONTH #174
"fable of a trumpetfish making really use of her musical instrument-like shape to turn her a first into some sort of military bugle warning for shark attacks and then into a saxophone turning the underwater world most gay and then as a bagpipe of a transvestite cyclops eventually escaping from his grip turning into a flute up his ass covering thus quite a musical instrument metamorphosis"
FABLES: MONTH #175
"a quite poetic start of a fable with a goldfinch being captured into a famous painting at last getting liberated and later kidnapped but ultimately turning into a vicious bird gaining much luxury and loosing it all in the end turning most against all the arts burning with laser eyes all the world luxuries and in fact becoming himself the only living cult on which all liberal arts based themselves on"
FABLES: MONTH #176
"playing with the actual name caracara to describe the bird as most care-taking running a hostel on a tree and eventually becoming popular and even having the different terrestrial species to compete to be represented within as some sort of ark later departing to space and being shook up like a cocktail by our caracara into a supreme race as sperm distributing itself across the universe planets"
FABLES: MONTH #177
"improvising this fable about a marmot whose primary focus was to sunbathe and in the end who found a way for himself and his pupils to also bathe in the winter turning the earth itself into some sort of sun yet becoming soon too populated and devising different sports to keep at least some of the marmots away from the earth turning them into marmot meteorites"
FABLES: MONTH #178
"coming to think of a gnu and his stubbornness to just graze turning him most violent against those who gathered around him and eventually being imprisoned among the striped zebras with human tourists becoming more and more obsessed with observing them eventually with the direction of the gnu setting up a concentration camp where to put all these humans attempting to make them herbivorous but just having them to eat up all the savannah animals turning them into an army of skeletons now lead by our gnu eventually submitting to a meditative and calm state"
FABLES: MONTH #179
"telling the story of a big amazonian river fish being carried out in the jungle by one of the frequent floods and levering on the fish feature to breath outside the water and making it roll in search for it and in her rolling eventually coming to confront all the machinery used by humans to log the jungle developing the whole narrative now based on both the arapaima fish but also her animal subjects becoming some sort of cyborg extending their bodies with human machinery"
FABLES: MONTH #180
"coming up with an acrobat handfish character who got all other fishes to turn their fins into hands by applauding him and later getting all fished up by a boat using their hands to strangle the fishermen and turn into pirate eventually settling in an island and basing the core of the fable on the actual stocking of at first golden fruits grown out of their treasures and later of actual treasure in the volcano at last erupting and turning the whole earth covered in diamond and gold and soon getting colonized by aliens"